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"It's really not normal."
"The instantaneous burst of force from a fully grown, male bear's paw can reach several tons."
"An ordinary person, if hit head-on by it, will either die or be maimed."
"And this Bald Qiang, who, as far as we can see, is a purely ordinary person who hasn't undergone any 'Qi' cultivation, is actually able to fight against two such giant beasts..."
"His physical abilities have far exceeded the scope of ordinary humans."
Wang Ye revealed an expression full of inquiry and seriousness as he began to reassess the true fighting ability of Bald Qiang, this "ordinary person".
"Let alone ordinary people from that world."
"Even in our world, those so-called 'world boxing champions' who spend their entire lives training their bodies to the extreme."
"If they were to face an enraged adult bear with their bare hands, they would be instantly killed."
"Not to mention both ends."
Wang Ye's conclusion made Zhang Chulan gasp. He realized that this Bald Qiang seemed to be hiding many secrets that they had not yet understood.
The 40th Big Monkey and the Second Dog actually kidnapped the Chief Superintendent of Police! This is true lawlessness!
But just then, Dudu, whom they were fighting over, suddenly went limp and silently collapsed to the ground.
This sudden scene brought everyone to a stop.
[Bald Qiang immediately stopped fighting with the two bears and ran towards Dudu with a worried expression.]
"Bald Qiang, what do you think you're doing!?"
[Bear Big and Bear Two thought he was going to hurt Dudu again.]
They immediately charged forward, baring their teeth and claws, looking wary.
"Dudu, what's wrong? Say something, say something to Uncle Qiang!"
Bald Qiang completely ignored the two bears; he knelt on the ground, anxiously shaking Dudu.
Then, he subconsciously touched Dudu's burning forehead and was immediately shocked: "Why is it so hot?"
"Get out of the way!"
He shoved aside the two bears, Big Bear and Little Bear, who were blocking his way.
Then, carefully picking up the unconscious Dudu, they prepared to take her home for emergency treatment.
[Looking blankly at Bald Qiang's anxious back, Xiong Er said, "This... he doesn't seem to be trying to hurt Dudu."]
Xiong Da also noticed something was wrong and said worriedly, "Dudu seems a bit off. Let's go check on her."
Soon, the three former enemies, for the first time, arrived together at Bald Qiang's dilapidated home, all for the same goal.
Bald Qiang found a thermometer and took Dudu's temperature. When he saw the alarmingly high number on the thermometer, he flew into a rage: "What? He's burning up like this?"
He whirled around to the two bears that had followed him in, and angrily demanded, "What did you two do to her?"
"No, no, no, we didn't do anything."
[By his sudden outburst of anger, Xiong Da and Xiong Er were so frightened that they waved their hands repeatedly in explanation.]
"267" ["Cough cough..." Dudu on the bed coughed painfully due to a high fever.]
[Bald Qiang immediately ran back to the bedside and, in an incredibly gentle tone that he himself didn't realize, softly comforted her, "Sweetie, Uncle Qiang is here. Don't cry, don't cry, poor little one. But... what should we do if you have a fever?"]
Bald Qiang fell into deep thought.
[Bear Two whispered to Bear One, "Bear One, what does 'having a fever' mean?"]
[Bear thought for a moment, then explained in a serious tone: "Having a fever means your head gets very hot, so hot that your hair feels like it's on fire."]
[Bear Two suddenly realized: "Then shouldn't we hurry up and cut Dudu's hair?"]
[Bear Big immediately objected: "If I cut my hair, wouldn't I become a little Bald Qiang?"]
[Bear Two said憨憨地, "Yeah, that would be really ugly."]
Xiong Da said, "That's why your method won't work."
[Bear Two came up with another idea: "Then, let's put Dudu in the refrigerator to cool him down."]
Upon hearing this, Xiong Da angrily punched him on the head and cursed, "Xiong Er! That must be so cold! I think we should just put him in the pool for a soak!"
The World of Eromanga Sensei
"puff--"
"Hahahahahaha."
"I can't take it anymore, I'm going to die laughing."
Looking at the "wise" conversation between Xiong Da and Xiong Er on the sky, Yamada Fairy revealed an expression of laughing so hard she almost cried.
"'Having a fever means your head gets very hot, so hot that your hair feels like it's on fire'?"
"'If you cut your hair, won't you look like a little Bald Qiang?'"
"And that one, the most outrageous one, is, 'Let's put Dudu in the refrigerator to cool it down.'"
"Oh my God, oh my God."
"How do these two bears think?"
"This is genius."
"This is a genius-level comedic character design."
“I have to write this down; it will definitely be useful in my next novel.”
She gave a professional, appreciative look, befitting a bestselling author.
"...Indeed, it's very foolish."
"But, she's also... cute."
Even the usually stern and unsmiling Senju Muramasa revealed a rare, barely suppressed smile.
"Their logic is completely illogical."
"But that anxious feeling of desperately, clumsily trying to find a solution for that child."
"But it was conveyed very, very directly."
She didn't seem to dislike this kind of pure, unadulterated "idiot".
"Yes."
"Although their ideas were funny, you could clearly feel that they were really worried about Dudu's condition."
Izumi Masamune also wore an expression that was both amusing and somewhat worried.
"However, whether you put it in the refrigerator or in the sink..."
"Both of these options seem quite dangerous for a child who has a high fever."
"Hopefully, the bald-headed Qiang in the video can come up with the right solution in time."
...
The world of Grand Blue
"Pfft, hahahahahahaha."
"No, no, Kohei, look!"
"Those two bears."
"Those two bears are just like you, hopeless idiots."
Kitahara Iori looked at the sky, revealing a mocking and joyful expression as he laughed so hard he was almost out of breath, slapping his thighs wildly and pointing at his companions.
"Putting people in a refrigerator to cool them down?"
"What a brilliant idea it must have taken to come up with!"
"I would call you, the 'you' of the bear world."
"what?!"
"Who are you calling an idiot?"
Kohei Imamura displayed an extremely varied expression, first showing anger, then bursting into laughter because he couldn't help it.
"However...cough cough...it is indeed...it is quite funny..."
"but."
"You idiot, are you completely missing the point?"
He suddenly revealed an expression of utmost seriousness and emotion.
"The key point is that even though they don't understand anything and can't do anything well, they still try their best to think about their companions and find ways to help."
"this."
"It's our 'Peek-a-Boo' diving club, with its profound and passionate friendship, as fiery as strong liquor."
He forcefully elevated this comical scene to a level filled with friendship and passion.
"Um……"
"If someone has a fever and their body is very hot, using ice to cool them down is a reasonable approach."
There are ice cubes in the refrigerator.
"Therefore, putting a person in a refrigerator makes perfect sense and there is no problem with it."
Beside him, a muscular senior was drinking something while wearing an extremely serious and matter-of-fact expression, agreeing with Xiong Er's point of view.
"but."
"I think the best way to cool her down would be to give her a glass of our club's special 'Water of Life' (96% pure spirit)?"
“Just one cup, and I guarantee that any viruses in her body will be completely eradicated.”
He wore an expression full of goodwill, yet one that was a thousand times more dangerous than "putting it in the refrigerator," and one of self-righteousness.
"Both of you get out! Instead of helping, you're just making things worse!"
[After listening to their increasingly absurd conversation, Bald Qiang finally lost his temper and threw the two bears away.]
"If you want to help, bring me a basin of clean, cold water, you hear me? Now get going!"
Meanwhile, on the other side of the forest.
Er Gou and Da Ma Hou were driving the car that the Chief Superintendent of Police had stolen.
In the car, they unexpectedly saw the wanted poster with a photo of Bald Qiang.
They then realized that it was that seemingly simple-minded lumberjack who had taken Dudu away.
So they drove all the way.
Once again, I've arrived at this vast Bear Ridge Forest.
Er Gou drove around the woods for ages, then slammed his fist on the steering wheel in frustration: "A police car, huh? Even the GPS doesn't work! We can't even find this tiny place!"
The world of My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong As Expected
“…It’s strange.”
"It's very illogical."
As Yukino Yukinoshita looked up at the sky and saw the two kidnappers still driving the stolen police car around the forest, she revealed a cold expression as if she had discovered a key plot hole.
"Those two kidnappers stole the Commissioner General's police car."
"According to the common sense of our world, any modern police vehicle must be equipped with a GPS global positioning system to facilitate dispatch and tracking by the command center."
"Therefore, the first thing that chief inspector should do after he wakes up from his coma should be to return to headquarters immediately or contact his subordinates."
"Then, through the positioning system, the real-time location of the stolen vehicle is accurately located, and all available resources are mobilized to carry out a foolproof, all-encompassing arrest."
Her analysis was calm, objective, and full of undeniable logic.
"Yes, Yukinoshita is right."