Chapter 118: Fury the Cat Man
Chapter 118: Fury the Cat Man
Tang answered the phone and heard a clear female voice on the other side: "Hi, it's me, Darcy Lewis, the one you always call by the wrong name, do you remember me?"
Of course I remember, Jane Foster’s busty female intern, Don asked: “What do you want from me?”
"Don't worry, I'm not looking for you to have sex. Of course, if you have such a need, I will definitely not refuse. In fact, it is my boss and mentor, Dr. Jane Foster. You know she and the hammer-wielding Thor After confirming the close relationship, before he returned to Asgard, he told Jane that he would be back soon, but now he has not been seen, and he looks like a scumbag. Jane still doesn't care about him anymore, I I'm afraid it will delay my internship results, so I want to ask you, do you know if Thor will come back?"
Tang Yi slapped his forehead, wondering how he had forgotten this matter, and said quickly: "You can tell Dr. Foster that Thor misses her too, but something happened in his hometown and he can't return for the time being. Earth came to see her.”
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard the sound of the chair falling down opposite him. Darcy screamed, and then Jane's voice came over, asking in rapid succession: "Is he okay? What did he say? Is there anything? When did you say you would come back?"
Tang couldn't help but sigh secretly, transnational relationships rarely end well, not to mention that the two of you are across planets. Isn't this a modern version of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl? It sounds romantic enough, but only you can taste the bitterness in it.Tang expressed a pessimistic view of the future of the two of them. It was like a cocktail of bitterness and sweetness. Although it was addictive to drink, after drinking it, one would never want to have another drink.As for now, this glass of wine has just begun.
In response to her questions, Tang patiently answered them one by one: "Thor is fine now, and he misses you very much, but... you have to understand him. He is the prince of Asgard and has the responsibility and obligation to protect Asgard." Peace and tranquility in Sgard and even the Nine Realms. As for when he can come to Earth again, I think it will be very soon."
There was silence for a long time before Jane's voice came: "Thank you." Then came Darcy's scream: "Oh, why did you die? I still want to be with him..."
Tang put down his cell phone, sighed, and turned around. Natasha was standing behind him, looking at him with a smile, and teased: "Why, a Rubik's Cube can defeat the invincible Ultraman Tiga." Are you at a loss what to do and can only sigh here?"
Tang smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Tiga has never been invincible, but it would be great if Nick Fury was a monster. I would knock him down with three punches and two kicks, then step on his chest and say: 'Hey, one-eyed dragon , hand over the Rubik's Cube quickly, or I'll blind your other eye too, if you dare to stare at me in the future.'" Imagining that beautiful picture, the two of them laughed in unison.
Natasha said: "You are very powerful, but there is no need to take everything on yourself. There are many things we cannot do in this world. Although it is disappointing, I think as long as we Do your best and do what you can do, and there will be nothing to regret. Don, do what you think is right."
Tang thought for a moment and said: "I want to take the Cosmic Cube from Nick Fury. I can cheat, kidnap or steal it, but I can't beat him. This old guy is such a thief. I don't even know what he has done with it." Where did it go?"
Natasha said: "Director Fury is a man known as the King of Secret Agents. If you want to take something from his hand, it can be said to be as difficult as the sky. It is said that he had a battle of wits with alien invaders in the last century. Be brave, Coulson said, his eyes were blinded by aliens because he refused to hand over the Cosmic Cube."
Tang then suddenly realized: "No wonder he is unwilling to lend out the Rubik's Cube." He couldn't help but respect him in his heart. It turned out that he was not only the chief agent of Chen Shen in the city, but also a mighty and unyielding good man.The previous grudge immediately disappeared and he said: "I will try to persuade him again. He cannot be bitten by a snake once and be afraid of well ropes for ten years. Asgard is still different from those evil aliens."
Natasha shook her head and said: "This is a bad idea. If he can change his mind with just a few words from you, will he still be the same Nick Fury?"
"what do you mean?"
Natasha said: "You still have to go, but you should bow your head and submit. Just say that you didn't consider the matter about the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, and you should follow his opinion. He will definitely not believe it for a while, but as long as you stop talking about it from now on, you will stop talking about it." When it comes to this matter, as time goes by, he will naturally relax his vigilance, won't he have a chance by then?"
"Yes!" Tang's left fist hit the palm of his right hand, "He can't hide the Rubik's Cube all his life, he has to take it out and use it." Then he couldn't help but praise: "Natasha, I still have to have you, otherwise It’s really hard for me to move.”
With a joyful smile on her face, Natasha said, "You'd better think about how to talk to Director Fury. He's not that easy to deceive."
Without further ado, Tang immediately went downstairs and found the director's office. He had been coming and going so many times in the past few days. The guards on the floor had long been accustomed to seeing strange things, so they didn't ask any more questions.
Tang came to the door and was about to knock on the door when he suddenly heard voices in the office. However, the sound insulation effect of the door was very good and he couldn't hear what was said inside. Tang thought, why not listen to what was going on inside first? As soon as there is the whereabouts of the Rubik's Cube.
Tang looked around and saw that no one was paying attention, so he simply stood at the door and used his Ultra power to enhance his hearing. In this way, he could hear everything going on in the office clearly.
To his surprise, there was only Nick Fury in the house, and his voice was soft and soft, as if he was a different person. He could only hear him whispering: "How many times have I told you, don't mess around?" There's no way to cure something bad when you eat it. And when you ate that thing, didn't it taste bad and you vomited it out? It's the same now. You vomit it out quickly. I have it for urgent use. Do you know... Don't Don’t be angry if you’re angry. Just spit it out and I’ll buy you dried fish, okay? A cart full of it..."
The more Tang listened, the stranger he became. He wanted to find out. He didn't knock on the door, just opened the door and walked in. He shouted: "Director Fury..." The words stopped as soon as they started. The scene in front of him was really real. He was stunned:
There was an orange cat sitting on the desk, licking its paws leisurely. Nick Fury was holding a cat teasing stick in his hand and was serving it with an attentive look on his face.It was obvious to whom those words were addressed previously.
Shock!The dignified director of S.H.I.E.L.D. turns out to be a deep cat slave!
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