138. Little Bitch Invites Someone To Drink Urine Hahaha! The Audience Laughed Like Crazy!
138. Little Bitch Invites Someone To Drink Urine Hahaha! The Audience Laughed Like Crazy!
"I hate being blackmailed into completing a mission like this! - Deadpool"
soon.
Deadpool said such words in the barrage.
He can be said to be a relatively free-spirited person by nature, and he has always done whatever he wants.
I've never experienced being coerced by someone with certain conditions like now!
therefore.
When I saw myself in that parallel world, I was actually forced to complete the escort mission by the other party with such a request.
This also made Deadpool feel somewhat uncomfortable!
"Then go find the other party's theory!"
"That's right, I think you seem to be enjoying it!"
"Don't forget you're still in someone else's hands! - Captain America"
"What's the reason? Is that also a reason? If you want me to say, this person is too nasty. If it's me in reality, I'll just quit! ——Deadpool"
"You are you, he is him, and you have no way to pass your current thoughts directly to Parallel Shien!"
"And everyone has weaknesses. If you are caught by someone in reality, I don't believe you are not in a hurry!"
Many spectators booed after him.
Such words, passed into Deadpool's eyes, also made him feel very speechless.
To be honest.
He didn't expect it at all.
The self in this parallel world was being pinched by others.
But let's be honest.
He didn't think much about it either.
It's not enough for others to say that about him, and it's not enough for Deadpool to break the defense.
And compared to this.
He actually looked forward to what would happen next.
Nick Fury over there.
This is just the beginning, and I have encountered such a terrifying attack.
He also didn't know what kind of attack he would suffer next.
As far as the current situation is concerned.
These few people who are quite unreliable at a glance are obviously not enough to protect themselves to reach their destination safely.
One is a very unreliable bodyguard.
One is the Interpol who may be caught by the traitor at any time.
Be reasonable.
Nick Fury actually feels now that it is still as he said in the parallel world in the video.
It is more reliable to go alone with one gun per person!
The video continues.
"Why should I trust you?"
Mike still doesn't quite believe Russell's words.
"Just because I never lied to you!"
"You're really bad at everything, but you're really good at protecting people's lives."
"Don't let him die, you can get back the life in your heart, and there is a consolation prize, that is, we don't have to contact each other anymore!"
727 Roselle said sincerely.
"very good!"
After a moment of silence, Mike still chose to agree.
The screen changed.
Interpol is in a mess.
People are lost and they can't find where they are, which makes them very anxious.
pity.
The traitor of Interpol seems to have noticed Kincaid's location!
such a situation.
It made countless audiences follow and become tense.
If Kincaid's whereabouts are discovered, does it mean that they will face greater danger???
If so.
Then everyone is really in big trouble now!
"However, I think Mike seems to be doing nothing, but he should still be a relatively competent person. Since he has agreed, he will definitely be able to complete the task excellently!"
"I think so too. Didn't he complete the task of protecting Seifert very smoothly?"
"This shows that he does have certain strength. There must be another reason for Mr. Kurosawa's time!"
Amidst the discussions of countless people, the video continued.
Kincaid, who was originally in a coma, gradually woke up.
But just after waking up.
What caught his eyes was Mike who was getting dressed.
"What a mess this is!"
Kincaid cursed.
"You are a criminal, the handcuffs are for you.
Mike said nonchalantly.
"No, no, no, I don't mean the handcuffs, I mean this fashionable dress!
Kincaid looked at the clothes he was wearing.
At this moment, the phone rang.
Mike cursed.
Then, he walked towards the phone.
"Interpol's rule is that if the phone rings and no one picks up, they send someone to the door.
Mike said.
At the same time, he opened the window.
It was found that there were already a police car driving over below.
"Already here!"
I made a complaint.
However, looking at that posture, why do you feel as if they are here to catch you?
This made Mike feel very troublesome.
I have to start acting according to the plan!
He told Kincaid to hide instead of popping up to die.
Kincaid disagrees.
All Mike could say was, "My mission is to keep you from being poisoned!"
"But I'm a murderer!"
Kincaid joked.
However, Mike is not in the mood to play with them now.
at this time.
Some people have come up.
It can be seen through the window that those people are not criminal police officers, they should be another wave of killers.
Mike also told Kincaid to be careful.
But unexpectedly, Kincaid rushed out directly!
The people outside the door were caught off guard, and they didn't expect someone to rush out suddenly.
bang bang bang!
Kincaid caught the opponent by surprise.
Moreover, he snatched the gun from the opponent's hand, and with his agility, killed all the enemies in an instant
"Is this an injured person? Why do I feel that he is stronger than Mike!"
"Indeed, I can only say that he really deserves to be a professional killer. This strength is extraordinary, much stronger than Mike!"
"Who told you he's stronger? Don't you see my bravery??? - Deadpool"
"I really didn't see it!"
"Indeed, so far, I have shown my might alone, and I don't know how many powerful enemies I have killed!!! - Nick Fury"
He didn't even intend to speak in this video.
But now after watching the video.
I found that my image in this world is not bad, so I don't have so many scruples.
"That's true. Although it is said that Deadpool is the bodyguard, but I think it seems to be the other way around. Deadpool has become the one being protected!"
"Why do you use weird words?"
at this time.
The audience all exclaimed.
have to say.
They really feel that Kincaid is stronger now.
The video continues.
Police outside also heard gunshots from inside.
Therefore, countless people rushed towards the inside, obviously wanting to arrest the people inside.
And Mike and Kincaid fled all the way.
Soon they had climbed to the top floor.
"No, no, we can't just die like this!"
Mike glanced under the roof.
I feel that this place is too high, even if I don’t die by jumping down, I will definitely lose half my life!
"That's better than being caught by those guys!"
Kincaid replied.
Also, he glanced back.
"No, no, we still have to find a safe way!"
Mike said while preparing to find a way.
However.
as he speaks.
Kincaid had already jumped, and jumped downstairs.
boom!
bang bang!!!
During this process, his body first hung on the opposite balcony for a few seconds, and then fell to the scaffolding below.
at last.
Fell headfirst into the trash can!
Perfect!
"What a desperate bastard!"
Mike was speechless.
In fact, the audience was as speechless as he was.
He is still a victim!
A person with a leg injury is still so vigorous.
In addition to sighing with emotion, a bull beep.
The audience really couldn't find any other words!
And they are at this time.
He also heard a hurried voice behind him.
It was the police who came after them!
Mike glanced at it, but there was nothing he could do, he could only climb down the scaffolding layer by layer.
next.
They got into Mike's car and were about to get out of here quickly.
Despite jumping from such a (aidf) high place, Kincaid didn't look injured at all.
Except limping a little.
He still looks alive and well.
He even had the strength to laugh at Mike: "Is this broken car yours? I remember the first time I chased you down, you were driving a Jaguar!"
"Don't worry about it, I hope you won't have a chase scene with them!"
Mike looked around while driving.
"If you drive this old car over the speed limit, I'm afraid the wheels will fly!"
Kincaid teased without the slightest politeness.
"If I remember correctly, your father is also a frequent prisoner. Like a father, like a son."
Maybe he was offended by what he said.
Mike also began to fight back with the mouth.
"You did a good job preparing!"
Kincaid smiled and looked at Mike.
"It's a must, always do some homework!"
Mike answered.
"You must have aspired to be a policeman since you were a child, but when you grow up, you find that you can't support yourself in this profession, so you joined the CIA, struggled in it, and decided to start your own business
"I don't need to do any homework, I can find out about you, and it's written on you verbatim!"
Kincaid laughed.
I have to admit, this guy is a real loser!
Mike's background can be described in a few words.
This made Mike very depressed.
He could only ask Kincaid to quickly put down the seat and lie down, so that no one else could see him.
However, even so, he did not give up.
He took out a drink bottle from the back seat and handed it to Mike: "Here is a bottle of drink, do you want to drink it?"
"Hahahaha, isn't that when he pissed in the bottle at the beginning?"
"Remove the question mark, that's the bottle!"
"But why didn't he throw it away, and put it in the car? Is it a collection!!!"
"You don't understand, this is a precious water resource reserved for quenching thirst at critical moments!"
"I didn't expect Deadpool to have such a hobby!"
"It's so fucking bad, he must have seen what it was
That's why it was sent to Mike!!!"
The audience roared with laughter.
the other side.
Interpol found Russell's problem.
The fact that she brought Mike and Kincaid to the Interpol safe house has already been discovered by the top management.
This made the top management very angry.
But the traitor used this to lock Mike's car.
Fortunately, however, Mike and the others are more witty.
They abandoned the car and replaced it at a motel gate.
Just when Mike was about to open the lock, Kincaid didn't even forget to taunt him: "If it takes a while for you to open the lock, I'll find a room to sleep.
"Low-damage, high-efficiency lockpicking is definitely an art.
Mike also wanted to explain to Kincaid.
However, Kincaid had no time to talk nonsense to him.
He shattered the car window with a punch, stretched his hand in, and piled the car door.
And his taunting of Mike was even more fierce.
"Hahaha, what you said is definitely..."
"I used to be a 3A elite, driving around in a Land Rover, but now I want to drive around in this kind of broken car.
"What's the matter with you, Qian donkey is at the end of his skills?"
"Or because of my own carelessness, the client was killed???"
Kincaid continued to taunt all the way.
"What about you? How did you, a top killer, fall into the hands of Interpol?"
Mike also wanted to taunt each other.
Made!
Why doesn't he open which pot and lift which pot!
That incident has basically been regarded as a lifelong shame by Mike!
He himself was ashamed to mention it, but he really didn't mind when he didn't see Kincaid!
"Because of love, it's that simple."
However, Kincaid didn't look like he was humiliated at all.
he said casually.
subsequently.
He even explained it to Mike.
He once had a business in Geneva and was going to kill a guy.
Because the other party laundered money that shouldn't be laundered.
That's when Kincaid got the call.
His wife was in a car accident and was seriously injured.
then.
That bastard in Geneva saved his life.
He hurried to Mexico City, intending to visit his wife in the hospital.
But when he entered his wife's ward.
But found more than 20 policemen waiting inside for a long time!!!
"Hahaha....…."
Speaking of this, Kincaid laughed awkwardly, "The hero is sad about the beauty, this is called being trapped by love. It's like Agent Russell who can lead you by the nose from here to here......
"Hahahaha, I thought you were arrested for some reason, it turned out to be so funny!!!!——Deadpool"
Seeing the reason for Kincaid's imprisonment, Deadpool was the first to laugh in the barrage.
Who made Nick Fury laugh at himself just now?
Now it's my turn to laugh at him!!!
As for Nick Fury.
He immediately reached out and patted his bald forehead.
I thought how powerful I was in the parallel world!
After all, how clean were the various shooting and killing actions before???
It turned out to be fine now...
Instead, he went to jail for such a ridiculous reason!
"Hahahaha, this is still called a top killer? He was arrested for such an outrageous reason???"
"This is too funny, don't laugh at the other, they are both half-baked!"
"Indeed, these two people just fell apart!!!"
on the way.
The two still didn't stop fighting each other.
Mike drove with a depressed face, but Kincaid was drinking and singing, looking like he was on a trip.
listen listen.
Mike became more and more angry as he listened, and he simply sang along.
what is it called
Join if you can't beat it???
I have to say, at least in terms of singing.
Mike does have a bit more ability than Kincaid, and his singing voice is more beautiful!.
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