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After saying that, he nodded seriously, without even looking at the other person's reaction.
He thought cooking noodles with two eggs was luxurious enough...
No matter what, we must make that fat woman add the potent veterinary drug to the instant noodles.
The woman with the mountain of flesh pondered for a moment upon hearing this.
I think it makes some sense.
Li Pu pressed his advantage, "Now take them out! Remember, they can't be fully cooked—especially the noodles, they need to be a little undercooked."
Although the female chef, who was like a mountain of meat, slowly followed the instructions, she still suddenly asked, "Why can't we just cook it directly?"
The cute boy glanced sideways at her massive body, then looked meaningfully at Tifa's rounded, heaving lower chest, and said to Tifa with a pained expression:
"Look, this is a classic example of showing off repression! Too hasty!"
Tifa frowned slightly and remained silent.
She didn't understand it, but she was deeply shocked...
Li Pu glanced at the pair of breasts in the southern hemisphere, noticing that although they trembled slightly with Tifa's breathing, they still didn't reveal the cherry blossom pink he was hoping for, which was a bit of a disappointment.
He managed to steal a moment of leisure to finish his performance, but the crisis was not yet over, so he had no choice but to continue acting.
"What do you know? Hot soup will soak the firm noodles to the perfect consistency. If you cook them completely and serve them out, they'll be mushy and mushy, no wonder they won't taste good!"
The woman with the flesh mountain was slightly startled, and looked at Li Pu with a hint of appreciation through her small eyes.
"Not bad, is this how you upper-class people eat noodles?"
Li Pu was speechless. Who in high society eats instant noodles every day?
Besides, there's no such thing as high class, it's all fucking vulgar.
"Next, we'll use broth to brew it, then add the seasonings, and then slice two plates of fine ham and sausage."
"Neither the broth nor the sausage can be made from human flesh!"
With all that groundwork laid, only the most crucial step remains: administering veterinary medication to Tifa.
The fat woman, resembling a mountain of flesh, cast a questioning and scrutinizing gaze upon him once more, as if the boy had uttered something utterly rebellious.
Did I say something wrong?
In the silence, Li Pu's heart pounded.
"Being a picky eater is no good. My restaurant can't survive without food!"
The small eye peeking through the flesh met Li Pu's gaze intently.
After a cold laugh, she said, "Fine, whatever you say." The woman with the mountain of flesh turned around and continued her work.
"..." Li Pu breathed a sigh of relief.
Tifa pursed her cherry lips and quietly swallowed a mouthful of her own nectar. "This is enough, isn't it? It's too extravagant..."
Tifa, who was already struggling financially in her original world, hasn't eaten a single thing since she inexplicably traveled to this world yesterday.
Not enough!
"Far from enough!"
Li Pu curled his lips into a smile.
Tifa's reaction was a pleasant surprise; things might go much more smoothly later.
"Oh? Not enough? What's not enough?" The meat mountain woman, who was cutting sausages, turned her head with an extremely imposing manner.
Li Pu looked directly at her and said calmly, "Heh, a proper meal needs to be paired with a staple food. Even if you have instant noodles, you should still have some dried goods, right? Do you have any sesame seed cakes? If not, just use bread with sliced sausage and arrange it on a plate."
Soon, a bowl of delicate instant noodles and a plate of sausage bread were presented in front of him.
"Carbs with carbs, it won't be too..." Tifa finally couldn't resist the temptation and swallowed a mouthful of nectar secreted from her mouth with worry.
"Shut up! Kids shouldn't interrupt when two food connoisseurs are talking!" Li Pu immediately interrupted!
"Cut open her white tank top! Otherwise, I'll get angry and the meat won't taste good!"
Tifa's single sentence almost broke his logic!
If the fat woman ever realizes this, there probably won't even be a scrap of meat left between them...
"You, you! How could you do this!" Tifa's pretty face instantly flushed red.
She then realized that the cute boy's glances were directed at her chest, and she had initially thought he was planning an escape...
That naturally wicked and lewd brat!
Just as he was about to speak, Li Pu quickly cut him off.
"Don't talk! If you interrupt, I'll put your stockings in your instant noodles!" In his haste, he blurted out, then immediately added, "No! Take off her stockings and gag her! She's so annoying!"
Unexpectedly, the head chef of the meat mountain revealed a wicked smile, swayed to Tifa's side, and then squatted down with great effort with a "plop" as she squatted down.
"You heard it too, that cutie specifically asked for your stockings to make instant noodles."
Li Pu was stunned. Oh no!
The female chef, who was squatting on the ground like a mountain of pork fat, deftly pulled off one of her shoes and her knee-high black stockings as Tifa struggled.
In the midst of the struggle, the Southern Hemisphere resembled two round water spheres, swaying violently in the ups and downs.
The beautiful Tifa stood there, bewildered, not understanding what the fat woman was trying to do.
At this moment, one of her smooth, long, fair, and tender legs was exposed to the air, facing another jade-like leg still clad in thin black stockings—an alluring asymmetrical beauty was on full display.
Her small, delicate feet, now stripped of their stockings, were translucent and had skin as white as snow. Her five pink toes curled slightly, as tense as ripe grapes.
Every curve, every detail, is captivating—even Tifa, usually the most composed of women, blushes and becomes flustered under Lip's gaze.
Tifa, whose little mouth was already stuffed with stockings, looked at him with a face full of sorrow and shyness.
The woman ignored the two and used a knife to cut off the top of Tifa's red-topped leather boots, turning them into a "lunchbox".
After the black stockings were stretched open and stuffed into the shoe, she poured instant noodles and broth into them all at once.
The broth is poured into the shoe, and the instant noodles are soaked in the broth while being held in the black silk. That's how a "box" of black silk "noodle soup" is made.
"Hey customer, your instant noodles are ready!"
Li Pu was speechless.
This woman is insane!
While I was thinking of a solution, the unique "lunchbox" containing the "black silk noodles" was slowly brought to my front.
A refreshing blend of floral scents wafted over.
It seems to contain the delicate and gentle fragrance of jasmine, the intense vitality of tuberose, the warm bitterness of orange blossom, and the aroma of instant noodles.
However, Li Pu doesn't have time to appreciate these things now; he must take immediate action!
We need to think of another way to remove the control effects from Tifa!
But at this moment, the female chef, with her fleshy face full of smiles, revealed her disgusting, yellowed, and rotten teeth. She used a Western-style fork to pick up a few strands of instant noodles and put them in front of his mouth.
"Eat!"
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A brief silence fell over the bloody kitchen.
Steam rose slowly from Tifa's "special lunchbox".
A few strands of noodles dangled over the side of the lunchbox, dripping soup and blurring Li Pu's vision.
The fat, meaty chef's face, covered in flesh, and her disgusting, wicked smile peeked through the gaps between the noodles.
The young man stared at her with neither arrogance nor servility, and said calmly:
"This is a classic example of oppressive behavior!"
"Look at yourself, how could you even think of such a perverted thing?"
He gave a perfunctory reply, but his mind was racing.
Scenes flashed by: she toyed with Tifa using scissors, but immediately lost interest after Tifa resisted fiercely. This detail made him, whose mind was racing, instantly understand—
This fat woman is a typical scumbag who enjoys bullying and tormenting the weak.
If the "ingredients" show weakness, struggle, or pleading, she will play with them with increasing excitement.
But once it encounters strong resistance, it will quickly lose interest, just like a heartless woman dumping her boyfriend, and then live peacefully with the "ingredients".
In short, they bully the weak and fear the strong!
Thinking of this, Li Pu's lips curled up slightly, and he blew on the noodles on his Western-style fork.
Let's deal with this first, then come up with a plan to get Tifa to unseal the spell and kill this fat woman!
A hint of surprise and confusion appeared on the fat, oily face of the woman.
LOL, it's just eating black silk noodles.
What's there to be afraid of in a 3D zone with a floral fragrance?
Besides, you're about to die, what's there to worry about? Why worry about fungal infections in your lungs after death?
who cares!
eat!
They ate black silk noodles!
"Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!" Tifa, with black stockings in her mouth, couldn't believe her eyes.
Bound tightly by iron chains, her voice trembled with anxiety, and her pretty face turned red to the roots of her ears.
Shyness, touched, slightly disgusted... a variety of strange expressions gathered on her face.
"Black silk noodles, that's a good thing!"
Li Pu forced himself to close his eyes, waiting for the moment his mouth would touch the noodles.
After a while,
Just as he expected, he didn't get to eat anything.
When I opened my eyes, I saw that the fat on the woman's face had completely collapsed.
The fat woman had already put the noodles back in her shoe, looking rather uninterested. "Boring brat..."
Tiff, who was behind her, breathed a sigh of relief and stopped struggling.
However, this reaction caught the attention of the fat woman with the mountain of meat.
She grinned and slowly turned her body, like a fat pig struggling to turn around in a narrow sty.
"My lady, your reaction just now was a bit over the top~"
The fat woman's voice trembled slightly, and Li Pu immediately noticed it—
This disgusting fat woman wants to feed Tifa noodles!
The opportunity is coming!
"Wait! Isn't something missing from the noodles?!"
A wicked smile had already appeared on the swollen lips of the female chef, who was like a mountain of meat. She paused for a moment, then asked coldly without turning her head:
"What is missing?"
Li Pu gestured to Tifa on the other side to cooperate.
However, whether she understands it or not, the plan must be carried out!
We must kill this fat woman first before we have any hope of survival!
“If ingredients are afraid, they will become unpalatable.” Li Pu curled his lips. “On the contrary, if ingredients die happily, that is when they taste the most wonderful.”