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"Ah! I get it!"
"Okay, let's hide first!"
The thief brothers, aboard the Swan, swam towards Shaanxi with all their might!
"What do you know? Luffy, you're fighting those damn people without any weapons!"
"However, I have no shortage of weapons!"
Ignoring Usopp's trembling expression, Luffy rubbed his wrists, looking eager to try.
"In short, given the current situation, the only way to win is to escape."
Usopp turned and ran.
Just then, a loud bang was heard!
"Ow!"
Usopp rolled several times on the deck. The enemy's artillery fire had arrived. A single shot shattered the mast. Now, even if Usopp wanted to escape, there was nowhere to run.
"Poker Bro, show me what you've got!"
Luffy roared at the enemy.
"Was it you who called me just now?"
A long, slender, jade-like leg emerged from the pirate ship.
"Pfft!" Sanji was the first to react.
It's a bathtub! How come there's a bathtub on a pirate ship? In the pink bathtub, a slender woman is posing, showing off her charm!
"Hi...!" a voice rang out.
"What a pretty chick!"
A sensual beam of light struck Sanji's forehead. One strike decides the outcome. After a week of hunger, enjoying this kind of service is truly exciting!
Chapter 280: Should we make a move on this lovely lady, Nami?
"Hey! Give us back our boat!"
Unaffected by the woman's charm, Luffy shouted at the woman in the bath.
"It's yours! I don't know either!"
"You old hag! Stop your dirty tricks! Are you a card player?!"
"Oh my! Do you know who I am?"
The beautiful woman across from me uttered a sweet word. Yes, she is Queen Hani, the Queen of Spades.
"Okay. Now, let's guess!"
Immediately afterwards, a strange man riding a unicycle came out. A round, fat man looked over.
"Ah!" A scream rang out.
Nami and I exchanged a glance, and then Nami shrank back in fright.
His name is Jack, the Jack of poker. He looks uncomfortable and repulsive. So, he can move around easily in a handcart. This makes him feel disgusted just looking at him.
"Rock-paper-scissors, rock ... who is the greatest pirate king in the world?"
"You call this a riddle?!"
Sanji frowned. "Do you really think we're idiots?!"
"I!"
Luffy pointed to himself without any hesitation.
"Heh heh heh! That's right, it's ours!"
"Haha! Look at him closely! He looks like a pig!"
Usopp burst into laughter.
"Really? Did you eat something wrong that made you so fat?"
Sanji also wore a mocking expression.
"Shut up! Bang! I hate it when people say I'm fat! Whoosh!"
Bojerk's angry appearance made him even more despicable!
"Alright, alright, Jack, you penniless bastard!"
"Oh dear! Girl! You're still speaking up for them!"
Sanji was dumbfounded! He was so envious of Booz Jack!
"Ouch! How dare you hurt Boojek! I won't let you get away with this!"
Queen Hani sat in the bathtub and flicked her finger!
Around the pirate ship, in the shadows of the rocks, swarms of pirates appeared. They were the ones playing cards.
Luffy and his crew were ready for battle. He was surrounded by a group of pirates. He glanced into the distance; it seemed even more pirates were approaching.
"This is it! These people are outrageous!"
Sanji, dressed in a tuxedo, shouted loudly. All the pirates held the same weapons: wind-up swords, wind-up blades, wind-up guns—all automatic. That last cannonball was fired from the main cannon.
"Let's get started!" Luffy said calmly. (460)
"Okay!" Luffy nodded.
Luffy agreed to Zoro's suggestion. Usopp's priest-like figure silently disappeared into the darkness.
"Do it!"
At Queen Hani's command, all the pirates threw their wind-up swords.
Luffy quickly ducked down, and a long sword pierced through his straw hat.
Oh no! My hat!
Luffy finally snapped when his straw hat was pierced by a sword. It was a gift from Shanks, the great pirate, when Luffy was a child. To Luffy, the hat was an absolute treasure.
"Then I'll leave it to you. Keep it safe!"
"Huh?" Luffy was taken aback.
Luffy placed a straw hat on Nami's head and clenched his fist tightly. The Poker Card Pirates lowered the small boat with ropes, preparing to board the ship. It looked like a group of pirates fighting each other.
"Hmph!" Luffy snorted coldly.
Zorro picked up the broken mast with his bare hands. The air around him whistled as he swung it.
The pirates who had attacked them rushed toward the pirate ship in twos and threes.
"This is troublesome! If I had a sword, I could take down a hundred of them by myself!"
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Zorro looked displeased. However, his confidence wasn't unfounded. Zorro could lift a log with one hand, which spoke volumes about the strength of his arm.
"If I had another pair of shoes, I could kick someone over!"
Sanji looked stubborn. Despite having slippers, the pirates were still kicked and knocked over.
"If I had a slingshot, I could kill ten thousand people with one arrow!"
Usopp stood in the shadows, blowing his horns as he observed the scene.
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"Rubber bullet!"
Luffy stretched out a rubber-like arm and knocked all ten people to the ground, then landed on the sea.
"Okay!" "Come here!" "Done!"
Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, and the others lined up in a circle and knocked, kicked, and threw the pirates who surrounded them into the sea.
"Oh my! This is so amazing!" Queen Hani exclaimed sweetly.
"Guess! We're here to deal with a bunch of paupers, do you know why?"
"What do you think?"
Luffy answered those strange questions earnestly.
"Hey! Let me go!"
"Oh dear! Nami, when will you...?"
Luffy stared in disbelief. Bound to the pirate ship was none other than Nami.
"It's her!"
"You bastard! Shouldn't you make a move on Nami, this lovely lady?"
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