69novels Chapter 49 You spoke, so the pie is reduced by one.
Chapter 49 You spoke, so the pie is reduced by one.
The next day, at 5:30 in the morning.
Zhou Gangxun was awakened by a series of "clucking" sounds as he ground his teeth.
When he opened his eyes, he saw Ruan Zhijuan lying on top of him with her butt sticking out, her head buried in his chest, her eyes still sleepy, glaring at him fiercely with her eyes half-closed and half-open, making "clucking" sounds.
"..." It seems that things didn't go like this last night... Wasn't he scared by the ghost and cried, insisting on sleeping with him?
She didn't recognize anyone after she woke up this morning.
"Zhou Gangxun, why didn't you wake me up to eat after you made breakfast today..." Ruan Zhijuan said angrily. He woke up suddenly because he dreamed that he missed Zhou Gangxun making breakfast and ate a meal.
I'm currently preparing to assassinate Zhou Gangxun using a dark shark technique. _(눈₃눈」∠)_
"Oh?...Which eye did you see that with?" Zhou Gangxun tilted his head, his palm supporting the little fool's bottom. It seemed to have grown bigger and rounder overnight.
"The one on the left, and the one on the right..." Ruan Zhijuan barely managed to open his other eye... He couldn't open it properly either, and continued to squint at Zhou Gangxun with one eye bigger than the other. "You made beef pies, they smelled so good, they were fried to a golden brown, and the filling was so juicy when you bit into them..."
Ruan Zhijuan gestured with her hands, as if she were telling the truth, "It's so big, and you made six of them. You can't eat six, so you should have left me five, but now there aren't any left. Do you think you ate them all...?"
What's that little mouth babbling about? Meow meow meow, is it a cat in heat? Zhou Gangxun rolled over and pinned Ruan Zhijuan beneath him, lying on top of her, closing her eyes, "Don't make a sound, sleep a little longer..."
"Ouch...ya..." Ruan Zhijuan's face was flattened by Zhou Gangxun's large chest, her head trapped between the floor and his body. She mumbled incoherently, "I can't breathe...it's so hot..."
Zhou Gangxun reached out and lifted Ruan Zhijuan's head out to get some fresh air. "I'll buy you beef pies when you wake up..."
Ruan Zhijuan's eyes closed suddenly, her face peaceful and smiling.
Zhou Gangxun rested his head on Ruan Zhijuan's head. How could his wife be so soft? It was quite comfortable to use her as a mattress pad.
He didn't go to the construction site today. Around four in the morning, he carried Ruan Zhijuan, who had been sleeping on him and wouldn't move, to the door and asked Li Siguang, who was on duty, to tell him that he was quitting.
Now that the cause of death is clear, there is no need to stay any longer. After all, he didn't die last night, but who knows when he might die? The construction site's predecessor definitely had problems.
He also casually reminded Li Siguang not to keep watch at night.
"Buzzing—"
The phone screen next to my pillow lit up: [You have a new voice message that you haven't checked yet.]
Zhou Gangxun answered the call. It was from Li Siguang, who had called him an hour earlier using someone else's phone. His phone was on silent, so he missed the call and sent it as a voicemail: "Brother Xun, something terrible has happened! Someone's dead at the construction site! Feng Agou somehow went there last night, and when we arrived today, we found him lying on the ground. He fell to his death..."
[But the body looked like it had fallen repeatedly from the building; it was limp and watery. The developer just called the police, saying they might have to stop construction today. They were called in for questioning by the police, and they told us to be careful what we said, not to talk about the supernatural things at the construction site, but to say it was just an accidental fall.]
He fell from the building, just like him.
The difference is that Feng Agou died, but he did not die; he was just paralyzed on one side.
As for why Feng Agou went to the construction site, it was probably because he saw him being taken away by the police and wanted to take his shift to keep watch so he could collect the 120 yuan watch fee the next morning.
Now it has become the money he used to buy his life.
"So heavy... Zhou Gangxi..." Ruan Zhijuan's face was pressed even flatter, and his lips were forced to purse. He grumbled and complained, "Your head is so heavy, it's going to break my head ＼(＞Д＜;))))..."
"You spoke." Zhou Gangxun turned off his phone, reached out and grabbed Ruan Zhijuan's pouting lips, sternly disciplining (teasing) her, "One less beef pie..."
Ruan Zhijuan blinked her eyes pitifully, then let Zhou Gangxun press her down, sobbing... "I won't go all in... I definitely won't go all in this time... I can't let him cheat me again, Zhou Gangxun is such an annoying person."
They slept until 7:30, then squeezed into the bathroom one after the other to wash up.
It was mainly Ruan Zhijuan who squeezed.
He was using it just fine on his own, but when Zhou Gangxun came, he was squeezed into a tight spot, huddled in the corner like a little quail, unable to move, with a toothbrush in his mouth and his face pressed against the wall, as if he had been bullied by a bad dog.
Ruan Zhijuan glared at Zhou Gangxun, suspecting that Zhou Gangxun was doing it on purpose.
Zhou Gangxun casually spat out the foam in his mouth, looked at Ruan Zhijuan in the mirror whose face was all puffed up by his own reflection, and said, "Why aren't you brushing? You're just taking up space in the bathroom."
Ruan Zhijuan's eyes widened slightly with anger. How could there be such a shameless person? "It's all because you squeezed me so much I couldn't move! You squeezed me to death! („ಡʍಡ„) Zhou Gangxun, how come you're such a big lump and you still have to squeeze this way..."
"When others come to brush their teeth, you brush yours too, like a little shadow..." Ruan Zhijuan pouted, bent her thin legs, and barely managed to kick Zhou Gangxun's side, trying to push him away, but it was like an ant trying to shake a tree.
"Does the toilet take your surname?"
Zhou Gangxun stared at the foot that was stomping around his waist. How slutty! It was already so tempting him so early in the morning.
Ruan Zhijuan was stumped by the question. He blinked and thought about it. The toilet did not have his surname. According to the head of the family, the toilet should have Zhou Gangxun's surname.
Ruan Zhijuan snorted, then changed her tone and started babbling again, "Zhou Gangxun, do you know what you look like right now? A stray dog begging for a bone! Waiting and pleading with people at their doorsteps for a bone..."
"Really? So I'm a dog." Zhou Gangxun's eyes darkened as he stared at the incessantly chattering Ruan Zhijuan, his hand gripping her fragile ankle. He felt that his wife was like a dog too.
It's white, tiny, with soft, possibly curly fur. A big dog could sit on it and make it scream in fright.
Zhou Gangxun looked at Ruan Zhijuan and plopped down on his face.
Thinking this, he grabbed Ruan Zhijuan by the back of the neck, lifted her by her legs and neck, and threw her onto the sofa outside the bathroom, coldly telling her, "You're too slow, I need to take a shower."
Then close the door and turn on the water.
Lying slumped on the sofa with one leg raised, her mouth full of toothpaste foam, Ruan Zhijuan (。д °)??? Aunt Zhou Gangxun, why do you have to rush to take a bath right now?
It's not like I'm peeing.