69novels Chapter 289 Jia Zhang got involved with Yi Zhonghai and got involved?!
Chapter 289 Jia Zhang got involved with Yi Zhonghai and got involved?!
Jia Zhang was annoyed and waved her hand: "What? Can't I find a companion? You two are always in pairs, but I am alone, miserable and sad. How can I do that?"
"But...but didn't the uncle just get divorced not long ago? Why are you..." Qin Huairu stuttered.
"What's wrong with divorce? After a divorce, a man just waits to find the next one, right?" Jia Zhang said confidently.
"Besides, Yi Zhonghai is a capable man, and he must have saved a lot of money. If we can rely on him, won't our future life be happy?"
Jia Dongxu was delighted when he heard this, and quickly agreed: "That's true! If he can get some help from the master, he might even be able to get a job and go back to the workshop to work! Mom, you are really foresighted!"
Qin Huairu was speechless and choked, unable to believe her ears.
Aren't you two too realistic?
But before she could think about it, Jia Zhang slapped her thigh and said excitedly: "It's settled! Tonight, I will go to Yi Zhonghai's house to propose marriage, and you two just wait for us to become rich!"
When Jia Dongxu heard this, he immediately became excited and nodded repeatedly in agreement.
Seeing this, Qin Huairu could only smile bitterly and shake her head.
No matter how the mother and daughter tried to stop her, Jia Zhang still dressed up and went to Yi Zhonghai's house.
Yi Zhonghai heard a knock on the door and opened it yawning.
But when he saw the person coming, he was stunned.
I saw that Jia Zhang was fat, with broad shoulders and a big waist, just like a sow.
His face was painted as if with a layer of white paint, his eyelids were painted blue and his lips were painted red. It was a horrible sight.
Yi Zhonghai's eyes suddenly went dark and he almost fainted.
"Sister-in-law, what are you doing here?" It took him a long time to come back to his senses and he asked tremblingly.
"Hey, come and see my ideal husband!" Jia Zhang grinned, her smile as big as a chrysanthemum.
"My dear husband?" Yi Zhonghai was stunned. "I, I am your dear husband?"
Jia Zhang laughed and squeezed into the house without saying anything.
The big round butt swayed in front of Yi Zhonghai, almost making him vomit on the spot.
"Old Yi, stop pretending!" Jia Zhang sat on the kang, looking seductive. "You and I are both old, and it's time for passion. Why don't we sleep on the kang together, so we can take care of each other, what do you think?"
As she spoke, she actually blinked her bright little eyes and cast a coquettish glance at Yi Zhonghai.
Yi Zhonghai got goose bumps all over his body and his scalp was numb.
"Sister-in-law, please stop joking!" He stepped back tremblingly.
"How can I sleep with you in the middle of the night? Besides, Lao Jia and I are good friends. What will happen if it gets out?"
"What are you afraid of?" Jia Zhang sneered, "I've already told those two kids, they're eager for me to marry you! Besides, it's only natural for a man to marry a wife, who cares about other things?"
When Yi Zhonghai heard this, his heart skipped a beat.
Did Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu both agree to this?
But before he could say anything, Jia Zhang got on the bed, lifted the quilt, and grinned: "What are you doing? Come here quickly, let your sister-in-law take good care of you!"
Yi Zhonghai was so frightened that he turned around and tried to escape.
Unexpectedly, Jia Zhang was quick-witted and grabbed his belt and pulled it off in one go.
"What are you doing? Let go!" Yi Zhonghai was terrified and struggled to get out.
"What are you embarrassed about? Come here quickly!" Jia Zhang held him tightly, as if she would not give up.
A man and a pig wrestled with each other on the kang, and the scene suddenly became chaotic.
Yi Zhonghai screamed and fought back desperately, but he was no match for Jia Zhangshi.
In a few seconds, he was pinned down and couldn't move.
Jia Zhang panted proudly and said, "How is it? Sister-in-law is in good shape, right? I promise to make you feel like you are in heaven!"
Yi Zhonghai felt like his internal organs were about to explode, and he struggled desperately, "Sister-in-law, I beg you, please let me go! I really don't want to marry you!"
"Bullshit! Does a man need to be forced to marry a wife?" Jia Zhang insisted, "Besides, if you don't marry me, what will happen if the news of tonight gets out?!"
When Yi Zhonghai heard this, his heart skipped a beat and he was stunned. This... isn't this just forcing someone to do something?
"But...but..." he stammered, "We are all neighbors, how can this be possible?"
"Who cares what he said?" Jia Zhang pouted, "At most we can do it secretly and don't get caught by others! Come on, take off your clothes, my sister-in-law wants to taste you!"
As she said that, she actually started to take off Yi Zhonghai's clothes.
Yi Zhonghai still wanted to fight back, but he was powerless and could only let Jia Zhang control him.
At this moment, he suddenly had an idea: "Sister-in-law, I remember! We need to go to the street office to file a case first!"
"For record?" Jia Zhang was stunned. "For what?"
Yi Zhonghai quickly made up a lie: "This is for our own good! If something happens someday, we can still ask for an explanation, right? Besides, only legal couples can live a legitimate life, don't you agree?"
Jia Zhang's eyes lit up and she nodded repeatedly: "Really! Why didn't I think of that? Okay, let's go to the street office early tomorrow morning and get this done!"
After saying that, she climbed up from Yi Zhonghai contentedly.
As if Yi Zhonghai had been pardoned, he would have taken the opportunity to escape.
After finally sending Jia Zhang away, he dived into bed without even taking off his clothes, shivering.
That night, he didn't dare close his eyes, for fear that the sow would come in the middle of the night and eat him.
It was not until dawn that Yi Zhonghai quietly stuck his head out and looked towards the yard next door.
There was silence in Jia Zhang's house; it looked as if the old sow had fallen asleep.
Yi Zhonghai tossed and turned all night, feeling extremely anxious, for fear that Jia Zhang, this mad dog, would come and kill him in the middle of the night.
As soon as it was daybreak, Yi Zhonghai tiptoed to put on his clothes, preparing to slip away to work before Jia Zhang woke up and avoid this disaster.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he pushed open the gate, Yi Zhonghai was dumbfounded.
I saw Jia Zhang standing guard at the door at some point, with her hands on her hips, blocking the way like a door god.
"Where are you trying to go so early in the morning, you idiot?" Jia Zhang grinned and approached Yi Zhonghai, "Don't forget our agreement!"
"What, what agreement?" Yi Zhonghai stepped back tremblingly, "Sister-in-law, I really don't remember what agreement we made."
"Stop pretending!" Jia Zhang grabbed Yi Zhonghai's sleeve and dragged him out without saying anything. "Didn't we agree last night to go to the street office to get married this morning? Let's go, follow my sister-in-law!"
"I, I didn't agree!" Yi Zhonghai's face turned pale with fear, and he struggled desperately, "Where can we go to handle the formalities so early in the morning? Besides, isn't this too hasty for us?"
"What a hasty bullshit! It's only natural that men should get married when they are old enough and women should get married when they are old enough!" Jia Zhang insisted, "If you keep on dragging your feet, I will take off your pants right now and let everyone see your little belongings!"
When Yi Zhonghai heard this, his legs went weak.
What else could he do? He could only let Jia Zhang drag him out, begging as he walked: "Sister-in-law, please have mercy on me and let me go this time. Otherwise, would you please reconsider it?"
In this way, the man and the pig were pulling each other in the yard, Jia Zhang was throwing a tantrum, Yi Zhonghai was begging bitterly, and the noise was getting louder and louder.
Soon, the residents who were washing by the sink heard the noise and came over to look around.
"Hey, who's quarreling so early in the morning?" Yan Bugui wiped his face and watched the fun with a sly smile on his face.
"Tsk, who else could it be? It must be that shrew Jia Zhang who's sick again." Liu Haizhong said gloatingly while holding the washbasin.
"How shameless! They're causing trouble now. Aren't you ashamed?" Qin Huairu snorted and squeezed into the crowd.
Gradually, more and more people gathered and surrounded Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang.
Everyone was pointing and talking, wanting to know what was going on so early in the morning.
At this moment, Jia Zhang suddenly let go of Yi Zhonghai's sleeves and shouted in a shrill voice: "Listen to me! From now on, I, Jia Zhang, am Yi Zhonghai's woman! If anyone dares to say anything bad, I will be the first to not forgive her!"
When these words came out, everyone present was stunned.
Even Yan Bugui and Liu Haizhong opened their mouths wide and couldn't close them for a long time.
"Oh my god, is this true?"
"When did these two get together? Didn't Yi Zhonghai just get divorced not long ago?"
"What about Qin Huairu and Jia Dongxu? Isn't this too confusing?"
There was a lot of discussion among the crowd, and everyone found it unbelievable.
Yi Zhonghai's face turned green and he wished he could find a hole in the ground to crawl into.
He quickly broke away from Jia Zhang and shouted at the crowd: "Don't listen to this crazy woman! I have nothing to do with her!"
"Bullshit!" Jia Zhang scolded, "You hugged me and kissed me to your heart's content last night, and now you want to deny it? No way!"
As soon as these words came out, the crowd exploded.
"My God, they slept together last night?"
"This is too exciting! Yi Zhonghai, you bastard, you are awesome!"
Yan Bugui and Liu Haizhong laughed so hard that they fell backwards, pointing at Yi Zhonghai's nose and mocking him: "Hey, Old Yi, I didn't expect you to end up like this! You've been targeted by this sow, you'll have a hard time in the future!"
Yi Zhonghai was furious, but there was nothing he could do.
He looked around and saw that the crowd was getting bigger and bigger. If he continued like this, he would be entangled by Jia Zhang for the rest of his life.
In desperation, Yi Zhonghai could only grit his teeth and say: "Okay! I just won't marry you, a stupid pig. What can you do to me?"
"What did you say?!" Jia Zhang was furious. "I gave you this honor, and you dare not refuse it? Do you believe I will sue you?"
"Go ahead and sue me. If you have the guts, go to the police station!" Yi Zhonghai also risked his life. "I just won't marry you. What can you do to me?"
This caused a huge uproar, and Jia Zhang immediately started throwing a tantrum.
She sat down on the ground, crying loudly: "You have no conscience! You ate me up last night, and now you want to distance yourself from me? No way!"
As soon as these words came out, the crowd was boiling again.
"Oh my god, did these two really do it last night?"
"This old Yi is such a jerk, he wants to get rid of me so early in the morning?"
Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui added fuel to the fire and fanned the flames.