Chapter 275 Little Rabbit, Hop Hop Hop!
Chapter 275 Little Rabbit, Hop Hop Hop!
"No!" Umbridge only had time to exclaim, and was immediately carried up into the air by the huge pulling force of the rope, and the huge thing that fell down turned out to be a white water polo!
"Hiss!~" The little wizards in the cafeteria gasped collectively. If the lasso was a few centimeters behind, it would be another story!
"Hahaha! I'm the real king of pranksters!" Peeves quickly flew up to Umbridge who was hanging upside down, grabbed the hat that was tightly held by her, and fought with all his strength. "Let me reveal your secret!"
"No! Peeves! Let go! Don't pull my hat!" Umbridge yelled anxiously. She tried to reach for her wand with one hand, but when she found nothing, she remembered the wand Still with Professor McGonagall, if she wanted to save herself, she could only target the white water polo in front of her.
Hastily pulled off the brooch pinned to her chest, and was about to puncture the water polo, but Peeves' pulling power should not be underestimated either. She stabbed the brooch towards the water polo with ferocious face. Seeing that the other party was wrestling desperately with her.
"Peeves! Let go! I have nothing against you! Why did you do this to me!?"
"I want to be the king of pranks! Only by successfully carrying out my pranks on you can I succeed, so follow me!"
"No! You have other ways, right? You've made it now! You see I've been hanged! You're the king of pranksters! Take off my hat!"
"Hahaha! I succeeded, but I'm still one step away. Why do you care so much about your hat! I guess there must be a shocking secret hidden in it! If my prank can bring out such a big secret! I will definitely become the uncrowned king! Take Come on you!"
Umbridge felt that the hat was gradually leaving the top of his head, and hurriedly dropped the brooch in his hand, trying to pull the hat back with both hands, but before he dropped the brooch, the hat had already been ripped off by Peeves.
Peeves, who was using too much force, lost the inertia caused by the pulling force in an instant, and turned over a dozen somersaults backwards. It looked at Umbridge excitedly, "Come on! Let me see your secret... ..., Poof! Haha!~"
Deafening laughter suddenly resounded in the cafeteria, and some little wizards with low laughs fell to the ground laughing and rolled into the bottom of the dining table.
"She, haha! She's actually bald? Ahaha!"
"So, so that's the case! That strange education order that requires you to wear a hat! So that's what happened?"
"Colin! What are you waiting for! Hurry up and take pictures! Haha, when the pictures come out! Be sure to give me some more!"
"Yes! Who has a camera! Take a picture quickly! Look at the face of this senior official of the Ministry of Magic!"
Umbridge's expression changed from anxiety to despair, and gradually became dull, until finally, it became dull, just hanging upside down like that, dangling, looking at himself reflected in the white water ball...
After Professor McGonagall found that something was wrong with her, she quickly put her down and untied the noose around her ankles. The little wizards under the cafeteria quickly ran up to watch. Some people wanted to take close-up photos, but McGonagall The professor's stern eyes stopped him.
"Anyone go to the infirmary, let Madam Pomfrey come," Professor McGonagall said, looking around for Filch, wanting him to bring a stretcher, but after looking for a while, he couldn't find where he was. When he was about to order the little wizards to find him, Umbridge, who was lying on the ground, jumped up like a corpse.
Everyone was startled by her action and stepped back, looking in surprise at what Umbridge was going to do next.
"Little bunny! Hop, hop! Little bunnies! Hop, hop!" Umbridge put his two index fingers on top of his head, singing sweetly, bouncing up and down to the little wizards around him, "Look at those Little bunny, it's almost noon, shall we wake them up with a cheerful tune?"
"Little bunny! Hop hop! Little bunnies! Hop hop! They're so quiet, are they sick? Wake up, little bunnies!"
"Ah!~" the little wizards screamed and scatter, shouting, "Umbridge is crazy!~"
"Harry! Look! I said that there is something wrong with the position of Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts." Ron stuffed a chicken leg into his mouth and said vaguely, "I said it when she first took office!"
Harry was silent, he couldn't bear to see Umbridge's crazy appearance.
"Macon! Is she that crazy?" Hermione asked Macon in disbelief.
"It's crazy. We have an ancient saying in the East that if the sky wants to kill it, it will make it crazy," the black cat withdrew the spirit from Umbridge, picked up a chicken leg, chewed up the meat and bones, and swallowed it. into the stomach.
"Heaven wants to make him crazy? What do you mean?" Hermione repeated. Although she is learning oriental characters, she still doesn't understand such profound words.
"It means that if God wants to kill a person, he must first make her crazy," the black cat patiently explained to her, "There are similar words in Shakespeare's "Macbeth". Eudipides of ancient Greece also said that if a god wants to destroy a creature, he must first make it mad.”
"Suicide?" Hermione said in Oriental.
"Yes!" The black cat swallowed the chicken in its mouth, and looked at Hermione in surprise, "You can sum it up with oriental idioms!"
Hermione raised her chin proudly, as if you were complimenting me again, the black cat leaned forward, and the oily cat's mouth greased her proud little mouth.
"Damn it! Now that she looks like this, does it mean that Hogwarts is about to return to normal?" Hermione wiped her mouth and asked in a low voice.
"Hurry up, there is still a little bug flying high, setting off a new storm." The black cat squinted at the little beetle flying away from him.
"Filch! Where did you go? We need a rope to fix her." Professor McGonagall saw Filch running in a panic, and immediately asked him to help.
"Professor, I don't think there's any need for it, there's a ready-made rope on the ground!" Filch picked up the rope on the ground and quickly tied the crazy Umbridge into a dumpling. "Don't worry, I will send her to the Medical room!"
"Oh, I'm so confused, so please, Filch," Professor McGonagall rubbed his right temple, "I still have to write to the Ministry of Magic and tell them about it."
Filch smiled, showing his old yellow teeth, shaking the rope in his hand, letting Umbridge jump in front of him...
When Professor McGonagall returned to the principal's office, she began to write furiously. She stuffed the parchment into the envelope soon. On the desk, a mysterious red bird picked up the letter, turned into a flame and disappeared into the air. in the air.
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