69novels Chapter 178 Shock! Abstract! Hashiramaru's birthplace?!
Chapter 178 Shock! Abstract! Hashiramaru's birthplace?!
Chapter 178 Shock! Abstract! Hashirama and Madara born?! (Seeking monthly votes)
"How can we shut down those things in the sky?! They're seriously damaging the reputation of our Uchiha clan!!"
"Damn it! The Uchiha clan is probably going to become a laughing stock among the ninja clans!"
"Clan Chief Tajima, Young Clan Chief Madara, and Lord Izuna are all absent! We'll have to wait for them to return before we can discuss this further!"
This is the timeline of the breakup in Nanaga River.
Uchiha Tajima, Uchiha Madara, and Uchiha Izuna also saw these comments on their way back to their clan's territory.
Just now, when Uchiha Tajima saw the conspiracy theory about the Senju clan, he was secretly laughing at how the Senju clan's credibility was about to be greatly damaged.
Why didn't I expect the boomerang to hit me right between the eyebrows?
And this wasn't a boomerang at all! It was clearly a Tailed Beast Ball that hit my face!
Izuna was only 10 years old, and Madara was only 12 years old. It took them a long time to understand that Hashirama clearly had the strength to kill him, but he just couldn't bear to kill him.
He felt resentful and that he had been belittled, but Madara also knew how much Hashirama valued him as a friend.
The two children, who had not yet received any early education, carefully read through all the comments but still couldn't understand what selling the Pythagorean theorem meant.
Madara wanted to ask Uchiha Tajima about his father, but when he jumped to the side and saw that his father's face was ashen, he didn't dare to ask.
Even when Izuna wanted to ask, he shook his head, indicating that Izuna shouldn't ask yet.
[Enemy] [Brother, theories can be obscure, but they can't be sinister! We can sit down and talk if you don't agree with conspiracy theories, but you can't use such sinister things to disgust people, right?] 9464 people liked this. [Friend] [Never mind whether it's sinister or not, find someone who's never watched Naruto and ask them if this theory makes sense!]
Is this not as plausible as Konoha being hypocritical and manipulative, the Uchiha clan being forced to rebel, the Third Representation appearing loyal but actually treacherous, and Konoha's White Fang and Hyuga's Hizashi dying from conspiracy theories and political games?
Since we no longer care what the original work is trying to convey, isn't it enough as long as it makes sense?
As more people enjoy reading conspiracy theories, they become mainstream.
If more people enjoy reading gossip literature, won't it still be able to take center stage? [12667 people liked this] Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
The ninjas, having figured out what hook literature was, found themselves in a strange and awkward situation.
Apart from Naruto and his group of teenagers who were only sixteen or seventeen and still considered him a friend, almost everyone else was in a daze, as if they had been brainwashed.
It may be strange, but it actually outweighs the previous conspiracy theories.
Obito Uchiha, the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, even deliberately mocked Madara Uchiha, saying, "I never knew you had this side to you. No wonder all my memories are about the First Hokage."
Edo Tensei Madara wanted nothing more than to strangle him!
But now he was unable to move, and a single word, "Get out," told him to get as far away as possible.
[Brothers] [This is absolutely outrageous! It's hilarious! It's absurd yet somehow makes sense. *crying and laughing*] 24964 people liked this. [Lovers] [I can vouch for them! They even had a child! He knows Wood Release and has the Sharingan! He inherited the best genes from both his parents!!] 34997 people liked this. Ninja World: "I was shocked!!"
Wait, he knows Wood Release and has the Sharingan, does that mean Hashirama Senju looked at Madara Uchiha and then at Obito Uchiha?
Her bewildered little eyes seemed to ask, "Really???"
Madara Uchiha: "!@#￥%———"
Pull out the black stick! He's going to kill someone!!!
Obito Uchiha, the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, was mocking Madara Uchiha just a moment ago. Little did he know that he would find himself in the eye of the storm the next second.
Father: Hashirama Senju; Mother: Madara Uchiha?!
What kind of logic is this? Just because he's an Uchiha, has the Sharingan, and can use Wood Release?
"What?!" Obito protested, "Madara Uchiha also knows Wood Release! Does that mean he's actually a member of the Senju clan?"
Allied Shinobi Forces: "There were indeed comments saying that in the previous live stream, right? Saying that Madara Uchiha and the First Hokage were actually brothers?"
"But the Second Hokage didn't know Wood Release either, right? Doesn't that mean Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju were more like brothers?"
"Hey, keep your voice down, or the Second Hokage will hold a grudge against you."
Edo Tobirama: "I'm not that petty!"
The Allied Shinobi Forces nodded. "That's right, the Second Hokage isn't an Uchiha."
Tobirama, who still harbored resentment in his heart:
"......"
The name Tobirama Uchiha seemed to reappear before his eyes. He had never suffered such humiliation in his lifetime! Damn it!
Orochimaru explained, "If you transplant Hashirama's cells from the First Hokage into your body, there's a small chance you can obtain Wood Release. Obito Uchiha probably obtained his Wood Release in the same way, but the probability is really small."
One of the ninja alliance members couldn't help but ask out of curiosity, "How small is the probability?"
Orochimaru, a smirk playing on his lips, asked Tobirama Senju, "My most admired Second Hokage must have done similar experiments, right?"
Tobirama Senju: "I only conduct experiments on animals and blood samples, but you actually chose to use Konoha ninjas as test subjects!" He had seen this in the comments section before, so he was naturally very angry about it.
Orochimaru, unperturbed by the accusation, continued to smile and ask, "Whose blood sample did the Second Hokage use for his experiments?"
Tobirama Senju sighed, "I used my own method, but it failed."
The Allied Shinobi Forces secretly thought: So, Madara Uchiha successfully transplanted the First Hokage's cells, but the Second Hokage, the First Hokage's own brother, failed? Genetic incompatibility? That further explains Orochimaru's statement: "So if the Second Hokage had seen the Uchiha stone tablet earlier, the two opposing forces, when combined, could give birth to all things in the universe. Perhaps he could have discovered this problem—the power within the clan isn't necessarily mutually exclusive."
Tobirama Senju looked at Orochimaru with newfound respect, saying, "To think of this, if your research were used for the right purpose, it would bring considerable benefits to Konoha."
Orochimaru shrugged. "I was young then, and I was too hasty."
The Second Hokage of Edo Tensei didn't say anything.
While the two were talking, most people were focused on the comments section, which resembled a family drama.
[Lovers] [Hashirama and Madara were born together, that's for sure.] 9649 people liked this. [Lovers] [Obito looked like Hashirama as a child and Madara as an adult; it's hard not to say they're related.] 11001 people liked this. Oh no! They're really being influenced by those weird comments!
Is this for real?! Why don't you guys just go back to discussing conspiracy theories? At least we can use our own analytical skills to discern the truth!
Edo Tensei Madara was so angry that dirt flew off his face. "Hashirama, what are you thinking about?"
Edo Tensei Hashirama quickly shook his head, "I didn't think about anything!" He absolutely hadn't considered what would happen between him and Madara if Madara were a woman! Yes! He definitely didn't think that way!!
[Lovers] [There are many theories that Obito Uchiha is Madara Uchiha's grandson.] 15499 people liked this. Obito, the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, had a cold face, wondering how he had become Madara's grandson in the eyes of those all-knowing gods?!
The probing gazes of the ninjas made the hairs on the backs of Madara Uchiha and Obito Uchiha stand on end!
[Brothers] [Obito: Do I look like I'm the same age as Tsunade?] 34005 people think this is great. Tsunade and Obito exchanged glances.
Obito quickly looked away. What the hell have I done to deserve this?! The Fifth Hokage is over fifty years old, isn't he?!
Tsunade sneered: "You're being modest. I'm just the Ten-Tails' Jinchuriki."
[Friends] [Many fanfics say that if Obito hadn't been manipulated by Madara, he would most likely have returned to the village and continued his development, and might very well have become the Fifth Hokage.] 12349 people liked this. [Lovers] [I love fanfics with this kind of setup: Obito and Kakashi both becoming Jonin, then the Fourth Hokage resigns, Obito becomes the Fifth Hokage, and Kakashi becomes his Anbu captain.] 21967 people liked this. Envious of getting red-eyed disease (Sharingan).
Ten-Tails Obito lowered his head. After learning everything, he found this setup quite appealing. He wondered if any timeline's Fifth Hokage, Uchiha Obito, would be willing to switch identities with him, the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki.
Never mind, as long as he flies high enough, no one will know that his overactive tear ducts are about to burst into tears again.
[Friend] [If Obito were Madara's son, would Tsunade have to call him "Grandpa"?!] 65941 people think this is great!
Allied Shinobi Forces: Why didn't they think of this before!
Those all-knowing gods have such wild imaginations!!
Tsunade is furious! Not only did they reveal her age, but they also falsely accused her grandfather, the First Hokage, of having an improper relationship with that Uchiha Madara!
That's not all, he even said he should call Uchiha Obito "Grandpa"!
If it weren't for the fact that it would be beneath her dignity, she would have sworn!
In the Kannabi Bridge timeline, Obito Uchiha was practically dying of embarrassment!
The young Uchiha Madara was even more embarrassed than him; he was only 12 years old! He had no real understanding of what love was like, yet he had already been given a son of such a young age by those all-knowing gods?
"You're just as stupid as Hashirama," young Madara Uchiha muttered, stroking his chin as he teased Obito. "You weren't abandoned by the Senju clan, were you? Like some birds that leave their eggs in other nests?"
Obito Uchiha was so angry he jumped up and down!
Without realizing it, he had already awakened the Sharingan.
This surprised the remaining few people quite a bit.
Kakashi teased him, "Being the son or grandson of the First Hokage and Madara Uchiha actually scared you into activating your Sharingan? I should have scared you sooner."
Obito Uchiha was about to cry from anger: "No way! I only opened my eyes because I knew about the future! I don't want to lose you and Rin!!"
Obito was one of the few Uchiha who knew how to hit a straight shot, and this shot struck Kakashi directly in the heart, leaving him stunned for a long time.
Rin smiled gently, feeling grateful that Obito had finally been honest with Kakashi.
The aged Madara Uchiha watched them make a fuss; due to his age and experience, he wasn't particularly moved by the comments.
Listen. Of course—
Seeing so many people believe that he and Hashirama must have that kind of relationship, he was still somewhat confused.
If he had to make the choice, he would probably choose his brother.
However, it's hard to explain. His feelings for Hashirama are different from his feelings for Izuna. They seem like brothers, but the bond between them is even more difficult to describe than that between ordinary brothers.
Madara Uchiha: "—" Of course, they definitely wouldn't be lovers.
He sensed the power of Susanoo from afar just now; it was probably his younger self seeing those comments and being unable to control his negative emotions.
Hmph, he really is like a child.
But it's good to teach that brat Ping a lesson in two days.
Opposite the aged Uchiha, Obito Uchiha, overwhelmed with grief, awakened his two-tomoe Sharingan. Whether from excitement or fear, he actually cried.
Kakashi felt responsible for this incident and, unusually, comforted Obito. Obito seized the opportunity to make him promise, "When I become Hokage someday, Kakashi, you have to be the captain of my Anbu, okay?"
Kakashi, like a helpless dead fish, said, "Fine, fine, if you really become Hokage, I'll be your ANBU captain." Although the possibility of that is basically zero.
Lin happily exclaimed, "Then I'll continue to be the head of Konoha's medical department for you!"
Obito wiped away his tears and said okay through sobs.