69novels Chapter 308 Lin, stop testing me, Kakashi's legs are going weak...
Chapter 308 Lin, stop testing me, Kakashi's legs are going weak...
Chapter 308 Lin, stop testing me, Kakashi's legs are going weak...
Konoha Chunin Exams Timeline —
Sasuke launched into a forced explanation: "Abuse of love means—it means it's extremely annoying and particularly hateful."
"Sakura's fantasy that you're really annoyed by her? That you really hate her?" Naruto sensed something was off. "Does that even need to be a fantasy? Sasuke, don't you always seem impatient with everyone?"
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"Shut up! Listen to the music!"
"oh----"
The song wasn't bad, but—
As Naruto looked at the lyrics, he felt that it was strange, really strange, for Sasuke to sing this song in the future, making him blush. As for why it made him blush, he didn't quite understand it yet.
"I always felt that Sasuke would be more suited to singing this song if he were a girl." Naruto: "By the way, Sasuke! Shall I teach you my self-created ninjutsu?!"
Shadow clone?
That guy named Kawaki said that Naruto's best ninjutsu is Shadow Clone Jutsu.
Sasuke overlooked the fact that the Second Hokage had repeatedly emphasized long ago that the Shadow Clone Technique was invented by Tobirama Senju.
He was somewhat interested in shadow clones.
"Then, then you teach me." Sasuke, unusually humbled, asked, but Naruto exclaimed, "Really?! Sasuke, you really want to learn my Sexy Jutsu?!"
"!!!!" Sasuke Uchiha: "Sexy Jutsu?!"
That's right! Sasuke suddenly remembered! How could Naruto have created the Shadow Clone Technique?
It's all my fault for forcibly explaining to Naruto what "torture love" means, which he didn't even know! I lost too many brain cells!
"Who wants to learn what—"
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Sasuke was only halfway through his sentence when Naruto had already become completely naked and blatantly naruko.
"Change back!"
"Sasuke, why don't you react at all when you see cute girls? Do you really hate women?"
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Sasuke Uchiha: "I just find them troublesome! But you! You're a million times more troublesome than them!"
"?! That's going too far!!"
With Kakashi gone, the two chatted while pulling weeds, greatly reducing their mission efficiency.
However, this actually helped Sasuke in this timeline to cover up his embarrassment while listening to the song.
Lyrics for Itachi:
I want to be your slave, I want to be your master; I want to make your heart flutter, to make you feel the thrill of a rollercoaster ride.
This likely refers to Itachi's contradictory approach of wanting Sasuke to grow up safely while simultaneously manipulating Sasuke's life. Later, when Sasuke learned the truth, he was indeed moved and felt uneasy.
I want to be a good boy, and I also want to be a villain; since you are so beautiful, I'll be a monster.
It refers to Itachi, who wanted to be a good child to his parents but was forced to kill them due to differing values; and until his death, he was proud to be a Konoha ninja, bearing the infamy for Konoha, playing multiple double roles, becoming a monster rejected by both sides. [10+ people liked this] [The Uchiha Four Laughing Heroes debut as a group!] [10+ people liked this] [Uchiha Itachi's multiple double roles] [10+ people liked this] [Wanting to be a good child to his parents, but killing them due to differing values, what kind of hellish statement is this wwwww]
[10+ people liked this] [Hilarious! Sasuke's heart-pounding nervousness! Like riding a drop tower.] [10+ people liked this] [Before learning the truth, Sasuke: I killed Itachi!! After learning the truth, Sasuke: I killed Itachi!! Facing the ninja world: I killed Y0U!!] [10+ people liked this] [Uchiha Sasuke's life is nothing but collapse.] [10+ people liked this] End Valley 2.0 timeline—
Sasuke: "————" Utterly speechless.
He hadn't thought too much about it at first, but after seeing these comments, he felt so miserable that he wished he could share Neji's fate.
Looking at the long explanation in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Itachi Uchiha felt like an orange whose peel had been removed. He'd always been very thin-skinned—
Why did he want to control Sasuke's life, making Sasuke's heart race like a roller coaster? Why did he want to be a good child in front of his parents, yet he killed them with his own hands?
Amidst the gazes raining down from all directions, Itachi, ever the man of action, spun his Mangekyou Sharingan within his pupils. Kakashi, caught in the eye, suddenly froze! It had been Itachi using genjutsu to manipulate Kakashi into creating a dog-head wall Earth Release illusion—
Kakashi: "————"
After being manipulated into using Earth Release, he realized what he had done, and the words Itachi uttered echoed in his mind: "I'm so sorry, Kakashi-senpai!" Kakashi retorted speechlessly, "Isn't this just attracting more attention?"
Standing next to Kakashi, Obito was extremely annoyed! He yelled at Kakashi, "You have my Sharingan! How come you're still being controlled by Itachi?!" Doesn't this make him look inferior to Itachi?! Doesn't his Sharingan look inferior to Itachi's?!
Rin teased the two with a smile, "Obito always seems to worry about Kakashi, doesn't he?"
"Uh—" Obito was so embarrassed he was sweating. "No, Rin! I don't care about that stupid Kakashi. Those are my eyes. He has my eyes too. If he can't beat Itachi, who's younger than us, wouldn't I lose face?"
"Okay, okay~" Rin continued laughing, "Obito wasn't angry because of Kakashi~"
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Kakashi: "Rin, this makes things even more awkward for us."
"Haha~ Sorry, sorry~"
Kakashi looked at Rin, who still looked like she was 13 years old, so how could he really be angry with her?
Just then, Sasuke finished singing his part of the lyrics—
Obito Uchiha's husky voice was absolutely explosive when he opened his mouth!
Obito:
【I wanna make you hungry】I want to make you feel thirsty【Then I wanna feed ya】and I will satisfy you. Obito Uchiha's worn-out vocal cords, when he sang, formed a smoky voice that was extremely suitable for rock! The explosive lyrics made people who knew Obito Uchiha and those who didn't know him go numb!
It's like Obito Uchiha's song! The lyrics are exactly what he sang to them!
I want to make you thirsty, and I will satisfy you —
As long as he doesn't do anything stupid, Obito still has the air of being the initiator of the Fourth Shinobi World War. He stands there coldly, twisting his neck like a mafia boss.
Everyone seemed to see him holding a microphone and starting to sing—not singing! But rather, as a "savior," commanding everyone: I want to make you thirsty, and I will satisfy you—
In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Rin and Kakashi's faces were flushed red, almost steaming!
The furious Obito finally understood the pain Sasuke and Itachi were going through. At this moment, he even wanted to steal a line from Pain: "My pain is greater than yours!!!"
Valley of the End 1.0 Timeline —
Deidara's face also turned bright red.
Perhaps because he is the youngest member of the Akatsuki, it's understandable that he would blush upon hearing such provocative lyrics.
The Akatsuki's meetings were completely disrupted; all they could do was watch the Uchiha clan put on a show!
【lwannapaintyourface～♪】I want to depict your face【Likeyou「remyMonaLisa~♪】Let you be my Mona Lisa Kannabi Bridge Timeline: A young boy named Obito listened to those lyrics, and Obito's heart rate soared to 180!!
"Rin! Kakashi! Don't get me wrong! I've never sung a song like that! And that's definitely not my voice!!"
Rin looked at Obito with a questioning expression, as if to say: I can't believe Obito has become such a lewd adult.
Young Kakashi pulled his mask up slightly and uttered two words with a cool and aloof air: "Filthy."
"Kakashi!!!" The teenage Obito, who had been called filthy, cried out in shame.
His classmates once again raised a crucial question: "Is this really the future Obito?"
Kurenai Yuhi of Girls' Generation: "It's like a little puppy suddenly turning into a big wolf."
"Isn't there a line like this in the comments—?" Mitarashi Anko, who was still Orochimaru's student, suddenly asked.
Hong: "What did you say?"
Red Bean: "After years of being the submissive one, I've finally become the dominant one."
Kurenai covered Mitarashi Anko's mouth, saying, "It's best not to write down those kinds of words."
Obito: "But she's already finished! I heard her!!"
Rin smiled and comforted Obito, but she was genuinely too embarrassed to continue listening to that song.
Nine-Tailed Fox Timeline —
Obito, whose eyes were sealed, heard a "thump" coming from Kakashi's direction.
"What's wrong?!" Obito, who couldn't see the lyrics or understand the meaning of the English lyrics, thought Kakashi had been attacked, and his tone was tense.
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"N-nothing—" Kakashi forced himself to stand up. "It's just my leg—it went numb from standing for so long."
"————" Uchiha Obito: "How can you continue to be a ninja like this?! If you're numb, find somewhere to sit." As he spoke, he shifted his buttocks, making room for half of his prison bed.
"By the way, what does this song mean—?"
Kakashi's sweating profusely at the waterfall!!
"This—Obito—"
"What?"
"You'd better not ask—"
Hearing Kakashi say this, Obito Uchiha had an extremely uneasy premonition, but the more uneasy he felt, the more he wanted to know what the lyrics meant!
"Tell me, Kakashi! What's in the song?! What are the comments saying?!"
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Obito couldn't see that 14-year-old Kakashi's face was as red as if he had been soaking in a hot spring all day and was short of oxygen.
【Iwanna Beachampion～♪】I want the winner to be king. The beginning part is omitted. Young Kakashi from the Anbu continues the lyrics: "I want the winner to be king."
【lwannabealoser～♪】But it's okay to fail.
【I "llevenbe aclown～♪】I even want to be a clown. I just want to be a clown.
【Cause I just want to amuse you~♪】As long as I can make you laugh, that's enough.
This time, Obito Uchiha's expression turned unnatural. In his mind, he was the 31-year-old Obito Uchiha who had traveled back from the timeline of 600 billion exploding tags.
Listening to a 14-year-old boy tell him these things —
If his hands weren't firmly bound by iron chains, he would have loved to slap himself twice!
Just like the lyrics, what made young Kakashi unable to speak were the comments from the all-knowing gods!
Thinking Obito wasn't satisfied, Kakashi read it to him in a trembling voice, line by line: "Obito is perfect for singing this song—"
"Kakashi's legs must be weak by now—"
Obito: "????"
"Weren't your legs numb? How come they're weak now? Besides, how could those people see our current situation? How did they know your legs were numb?"
Kakashi was speechless, and could only quickly read the startled comments: "Rin, Rin hearing this song—I wonder what she'll think?"
"I—Kakashi Oozuka?!"
With a puzzled expression, young Kakashi didn't understand what it meant.
But Obito Uchiha seemed to understand—
"Stop reading it."
"oh."
Obito: If you keep reading like that, I don't think I'll be able to get out of this cell for another 20 years!
[Obito should go solo, this is entirely his own words!] 10+ people think this is great! [Obito's husky voice singing English songs is really powerful, that whisper part gave me goosebumps!]
10+ people think this is great: [Obito's passion runs deep.] 10+ people think this is great: Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
Obito: "What do you mean by 'burning to the bone'?"
Itachi: "Was it a mistake with Fire Release?"
Shisui: "Even if someone is a complete failure, surely they can at least use Fire Release techniques?"
"Damn it! Have you ever seen a loser as strong as me?!" Obito was annoyed!
Zhi Shui laughed awkwardly and explained, "I'm sorry, these lyrics shattered my worldview, and I accidentally told the truth."
"————" Obito's face flushed red as he thought about the lyrics. He was suffering from acclimatization sickness! Acclimatization sickness!!
"Just you wait! You might have to sing later too!!"
Naruto pondered the lyrics, "Willing to be a clown, just to make you laugh? I remember there's a really special adjective used to describe this kind of person in the comments, what's it again?"
Kiba Inuzuka patted Akamaru's head and answered him, "Simp?"
"Yes, yes, yes! That seems to be it!"
The volume was just loud enough for Obito Uchiha to hear, but for various reasons, Obito didn't dare to lose his temper with Naruto. He could only secretly resent the lyrics of the song that made him lose face!
[This song is actually quite suitable for Obito!] 10+ people think it's great. [Kakashi, stop testing me!] 10+ people think it's great. [Rin, stop hiding!] 10+ people think it's great. Nohara Rin chuckled, "It reminds me of when Obito and I were kids, secretly following Kakashi together."
Kakashi: "They even ate two of my fish."
"You remember this so clearly?! I'll catch two more and return them to you in a bit!"
Lin clapped her hands excitedly, "Doesn't that mean we can eat Kakashi's cooking again?"
"—" Kakashi: "Rin, there aren't any seasonings here either—"
Obito spat out a set of knives, a cutting board, seasonings, pots, pans, and spoons from the Kamui dimension, leaving everyone around him stunned.
If the all-knowing gods saw this, they would probably praise him as Doraemon!
"you----"
"Better safe than sorry."
Kaka put on a suit, which I originally thought would be an empty void, but it turned out to be an essential snail shell for home and travel.
"This pan—" Kakashi asked Obito, holding the frying pan handle, "Why is this pan deformed?" Although it wasn't a serious problem, he was a very meticulous Virgo.
Obito was in a bad mood, "Because someone threw a bomb into my Kamui dimension!"
"Throwing a bomb into your Kamui dimension? That's a rather ridiculous reason—" Kakashi seemed to remember who threw it halfway through his sentence.
Or rather—people with access to the Divine Might Space—
It seems like only him.
He even recalled the comments section where an all-knowing god made a joke, calling his and Obito's Kamui space a "couple's space."
Seemingly to provoke him, Obito reluctantly said in divine terms, "Guess how many eyes I have?" This was like asking, "Guess how many keys I have to my house?"
"—" Kakashi honestly admitted his mistake: "I'm sorry—"
Lin was laughing so hard she almost died.
[Obito! You're not cut out to be a savior! The Akatsuki should just form an entertainment group! You can definitely save the ninja world! Trust me!!] 10+ people liked this. [Obito's singing is amazing, he should debut right now!!!] 10+ people liked this. [Madara, stop testing us high school girls!] 10+ people liked this. Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
Madara Uchiha complained to Hashirama Senju, "Who tested that kid about anything?!"
"High school girl—" Izuna sighed and shook his head, amused. "What has that kid been doing? Why does the all-knowing god always teach him high school girl stuff?"
"Hmph! Who knows!" Madara was annoyed. The thought of Obito running amok in the ninja world in his name made him want to use Susanoo to slap him a few times and teach him a lesson!
[Sasuke's lyrics:]
I started loving you this morning, and it's not just admiration; I crave your body, I'm fascinated by it like an electric shock.
It likely refers to being constantly pestered by Naruto, gradually developing different feelings for him (comradeship, etc.).
(Brotherly love, bonds of affection). After getting Itachi's eyes, I felt it was amazing, I was mesmerized like I was being electrocuted.
I know you fear me, that I am too strange and eccentric; I wept bitterly for this damned sorrow.
[This refers to Sasuke's profound grief over Itachi's death after learning the truth, which caused a drastic change in his personality, making those around him fearful of his cold-blooded behavior.] [10+ people found this very helpful.] Uchiha Sasuke, seeing the long passage analyzing the match between Itachi and the lyrics now landing on him, felt as if he'd been electrocuted, completely stunned!
"What do you mean by developing special feelings for Naruto?!"
It's so dirty, even if you jumped into the Nanhe River, you still couldn't wash it clean!
"Don't project your feelings about the First Hokage and Madara Uchiha onto me and Naruto!!"
Ban was shocked!
How can a grandson be so disrespectful to his ancestors?!
Hashirama squatted on the ground and drew circles. "How come even people from the ninja world are starting to follow the comments and talk nonsense? And he's Madara's reincarnation—" It's like he'd be letting those people down if he didn't develop some kind of friendship with Madara.
If Madara likes children so much, why not have Orochimaru make one for them?
For some unknown reason, Madara Uchiha shivered.
At this point, after Obito Uchiha finished singing his part in the VCR, it was finally time for Madara Uchiha's segment.
Izuna and Hashirama, the two biggest Madara fans (that's how the comments described them), somehow got hold of several glow sticks to show their support—gifts from all-knowing gods—and are waving them for Madara.
Tobirama scolded the two for being childish, and Madara awkwardly wanted to make them stop, but didn't want to dampen their enthusiasm.
Uchiha Madara:
【Ⅰwannabeyourse toy～♪】I want to be your love toy【lwannabeyourteacher～♪】I want to be your "enlightenment teacher"
【Iwanna be your sin~♪】I want to be your sin. *pat-pat*
The glow stick in Izuna's hand fell to the ground.
"Clatter"
Hashirama Senju, now a wooden stump, lay on the ground in a posture of support.
The lyrics include a word count bonus video; please see the author's notes for recommendations →↓
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