69novels Chapter 181
Chapter 181
Lin Ye tried not to laugh, but it was very uncomfortable.
Because the black bear in front of him was so funny.
Although he knew that the woman in front of him was actually an evil extinction lord, seeing a good woman turned into a bear, Lin Ye still felt a bit of"guilt" in his heart. But he had to say that this feeling of guilt really made him feel good.
"You're kidding me! Lin Ye!"
"You actually tricked me! Believe it or not, I will kill you!"
The bear monster in front of him showed Lin Ye a resentful look.
It seemed as if water could be squeezed out of his eyes.
"Brother Xiong... No no no, Sister Tingyun, what you said is not authentic."
"Did I ever force you to use this thing? I just told you all the effects of this thing."
"There's not a single lie."
"You should know that our store has been run with integrity since its opening."
"What do you want to do to me? This is your fault. Even if I sell you fake goods, you can't kill people."
It doesn't matter if he doesn't explain. This explanation makes Tingyun even more angry.
"You! You are making up a false argument."
How could a great Lord of Extinction have suffered such an injustice? Huanlong felt that she was not feeling well.
If it weren't for the order of the Star God of Destruction, she would have wanted to kill this scumbag in front of her.
"Okay, Sister Tingyun... I've made it very clear just now. This transformation will only last for 60 minutes. While you were talking to me, I think 5 minutes have already passed."
"Just be patient and wait, why bother here?"
Lin Ye showed a harmless smile, and then picked up another treasure on the table.
It was a ball of black gauze, and it felt very round.
Any man with a little common sense would have recognized it at first sight. It was the black silk that countless men had dreamed of.
【Black silk that can be automatically restored: The top-notch clothing made by the system can meet all the needs of women and all the fantasies of men.
This silk has two major characteristics: first, it can automatically match the thickness of the legs.
Whether it is a bamboo leg or an elephant leg, this silk will turn it into the most symmetrical and sexy beautiful legs; second, this silk has the effect of automatic restoration.
No matter how it is damaged, it will be restored within one minute, and there is no need to worry about the loss of the silk.
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Seeing this explanation, Lin Ye sighed secretly in his heart.
This thing is actually made by the system.
Generally, things are made by hand, and they are high-quality with a petty bourgeoisie style, but it also depends on who made it... emmm.
It's really hard to stand it.
Black silk made by the system, Lin Ye felt uncomfortable just by reading this introduction.
The old guy of the system is obviously an old pervert, otherwise why would he spend energy on this kind of thing?
As for the effect of the thing, it is not difficult to understand. First of all, one of its major effects is that it can beautify the legs. After using it, you don't need to Photoshop or squeeze it hard.
It is useful, but not novel at all.
The second function is the restoration function, which means that it can be restored after being torn.
This function is interesting.
Stockings are meant to be torn, but they will be damaged after being torn, so many men want to tear them but are reluctant to do so.
Now with this function, one can simultaneously satisfy the sense of destruction of tearing stockings, the satisfaction of watching the stockings being torn, and finally the feeling of regaining the stockings after they have been restored.
A treasure can satisfy many human emotions at the same time.
It is absolutely the best of the best.
"Lin Ye? Boss Lin? Why don't you introduce yourself to me?" Tingyun looked puzzled, because Lin Ye had been silent for quite a while.
"Ah...haha." Lin Ye waved his hands to hide his embarrassment."Just now I thought about how to use this thing, but I didn't think it through for a while. After all, you know that there are too many things in my blind box store."
"But now, I have remembered everything."
Lin Ye began to introduce the various uses of this thing to Tingyun as patiently as possible...
At the same time, he had to ensure that his language was appropriate and not to be suspected of being promiscuous.
In fact, if the person in front of him was the real Tingyun, Lin Ye would not have been so troubled. The difficulty was that the person in front of him was actually a super old woman.
A wicked extinction lord.
Such a person must not know what black silk is, so it was much more troublesome for Lin Ye to explain.
"This thing, the full name should be called black recoverable elastic stockings, referred to as black stockings"
"Its main function is to keep warm and dissipate heat... Especially in places like Beloberg, this thing can make your legs feel much more comfortable. And on some very hot planets, this thing can also make people's legs less hot."
"The biggest effect of this black silk is that it won't tear no matter how hard you tear it."
"……"
Lin Ye explained silently for a long time, and at the end he noticed that Ting Yun's face had changed.
Her black bear-like complexion actually revealed a hint of redness, which made it difficult for people to remain calm.
"This bastard... is actually teasing me"
"He is actually teasing a beautiful lord!!!"
How dare he!
As the original body, Huanlong felt really uncomfortable at the moment.
Because the man in front of her was teasing her seriously.
Although Huanlong was a bit old and could be said to have killed countless people in the interstellar space, she was still a woman after all.
Even if she didn't understand things like black silk, she could hear the clues after a little listening.
It was obviously something shameful.
If an ordinary little bastard dared to talk like this in front of her, Huanlong would definitely make him die ugly.
But as for Lin Ye, she dared to be angry but not to speak. She was teased by Lin Ye back and forth like this, but she couldn't do anything. It was really uncomfortable.
"Ahem, okay, Boss Lin Ye, you don't need to introduce this thing anymore."
"Now I can introduce something else."
Tingyun tried to make his expression look more normal and speak in a gentle tone.
"Okay, since Sister Tingyun already knows everything, I will continue to introduce other treasures."
In fact, Lin Ye was also uncomfortable introducing this thing. Now that Tingyun herself didn't want to listen anymore, Lin Ye felt relieved.
It is the store manager's job to introduce customers how to use items, but if the customers themselves don't want to listen anymore, then there is naturally no need to introduce.
While talking, Lin Ye looked at other treasures.
He picked up a bottle of mineral water and placed it in front of Tingyun.
"Then I will start with this bottle of water."